Brother: What are you doing?
Mom: Leave your sister alone.
Brother ignoring her: What. Are. You. Doing.
Me: Mom, I'm gonna slap him if he doesn't shut up
Mom: Just tell him to leave you alone and mind his business.
Me: My mama told me to tell you, mind yo DAMN MOTHA' FUCKIN' business, BITCH! Little stupid bitch! Little dumb teachin' bitch! Two plus two not knowin' what the fuck it is bitch! Crossed eyed cryin' down ya back fat foot ass bitch. LONG TITTY NO NIPPLE HAVIN' ASS BITCH!
Mom and brother: ...
Me, after I ran out of the room and come back in: OOOHHHH!!! SHE SAID HE AIN'T HAVE NO NIPPLES!!!